Maggie McMuffin is a professional performing artist who wears many hats (and sometimes sculpts them out of tin foil). She holds a BFA in Theatre from the University of Montana and combines her theatrical training with her experience as a professional sex worker and part-time mermaid to infuse the atmosphere with laughter, surrealism, and eroticism.
As an actor, Maggie has tread the boards in improvised, devised, and scripted plays at The Rendezvous, Theatre Off Jackson, and The Triple Door to name a few. She is proud to have been part of the Gregory Award-winning ensemble of Deers at Annex Theatre. Her skills as a clown, sketch, and physical comedian have enabled her to create memorable characters and ambient performances, including the beloved Pizza Mermaid, who brings saucy joy to children and adults alike. Her one-woman show, 3 Raccoons in a G-String, was made on a dare.
In addition to acting, Maggie is also a renowned burlesque, cabaret artist, and go go dancer who was famously kicked off a Jet Blue flight because of her shorts. She has performed at numerous festivals throughout the US and Canada, and holds the title of “Dirty, Dirty Stripper” from the Seattle Burlesque Games, where she also was crowned co-Mayor of Seattle Burlesque in 2017.
Unafraid of audience interaction, Maggie’s sex work experience colors her approach to performance art, where she specializes in rituals and fetish performance. She has written extensively about her experiences as a sex worker for Tits & Sass, and is a script consultant for intimacy and sensitivity. Maggie has produced cabaret shows, fundraisers for the Sex Worker’s Outreach Project, and curated entertainment for parties and events.
McMuffin is not only a porn-sick bisexual, but is also bicoastal, and splits her time between New York and Seattle.
"I was disturbed but entertained." -- George RR Martin
"...pure vaudeville perfectly executed." --Audience member at Tuesday Tease
"McMuffin gives me pantsfeels." -- Heidi Von Haught, co-producer Clown Stripper Productions
As an actor, Maggie has tread the boards in improvised, devised, and scripted plays at The Rendezvous, Theatre Off Jackson, and The Triple Door to name a few. She is proud to have been part of the Gregory Award-winning ensemble of Deers at Annex Theatre. Her skills as a clown, sketch, and physical comedian have enabled her to create memorable characters and ambient performances, including the beloved Pizza Mermaid, who brings saucy joy to children and adults alike. Her one-woman show, 3 Raccoons in a G-String, was made on a dare.
In addition to acting, Maggie is also a renowned burlesque, cabaret artist, and go go dancer who was famously kicked off a Jet Blue flight because of her shorts. She has performed at numerous festivals throughout the US and Canada, and holds the title of “Dirty, Dirty Stripper” from the Seattle Burlesque Games, where she also was crowned co-Mayor of Seattle Burlesque in 2017.
Unafraid of audience interaction, Maggie’s sex work experience colors her approach to performance art, where she specializes in rituals and fetish performance. She has written extensively about her experiences as a sex worker for Tits & Sass, and is a script consultant for intimacy and sensitivity. Maggie has produced cabaret shows, fundraisers for the Sex Worker’s Outreach Project, and curated entertainment for parties and events.
McMuffin is not only a porn-sick bisexual, but is also bicoastal, and splits her time between New York and Seattle.
"I was disturbed but entertained." -- George RR Martin
"...pure vaudeville perfectly executed." --Audience member at Tuesday Tease
"McMuffin gives me pantsfeels." -- Heidi Von Haught, co-producer Clown Stripper Productions
