Art BRATS

Crystal Tassels and Maggie McMuffin met in 2013 and quickly became friends and collaborators. Since then they have performed together regularly and crafted multiple duets. 
Crystal and Maggie combine their differing but complimentary talents to construct acts that will leave the audience laughing and thinking. Whether lampooning classical theater, portraying cartoon characters, or just pretending to be cats, Crystal and Maggie are a fantastic addition to any event!

​​ GILBERT AND SULLIVAN   

Tired of all the old fashioned racism in beloved Gilbert and Sullivan operettas? Crystal and Maggie show you how to make your own!
Romance! Singing! Finger puppets!
This vaudeville duet has everything.** 
Enjoyable whether or not the audience has knowledge of Gilbert and Sullivan's works. 
**Except stripping. 

​The Twins

​Based on the O'Grady Twins from Stanley Kubrick's adaptation of The Shining, this act is both titillating and creepy. Featuring eternal hand holding and authentic blank stares, this act is the first duet Crystal and Maggie produced and is a regular crowd pleaser in the Pacific Northwest!

OTHER DUETS
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STRIPPER HEAVEN 
(with Scarlett O'Hairdye)
What happens when strippers go to heaven? Why, they have the best shift of their (after)lives of course!
An upbeat and campy blend of heavenly bodies and spiritual headcanons set to 'Spirit in the Sky'.