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variety 

Maggie has a diverse skill set and several alter egos if you're looking for something beyond burlesque. 
Below are some highlighted characters but Maggie is always open to inquiries about other exciting opportunities!
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MERMAID
Maggie is a member of Seattle Mermaids and joins them in performances and fundraisers.  Mermaids are a wonderful addition to all ages or adult only events.
Maggie has a collection of tails fit for any theme but her main
​mer-sona is Pizza Mermaid. 
Pizza Mermaid is exactly what she says she is: a glorious combination of mermaid dreams and tasty crust. A saucy gal who isn't above cheesy jokes, she can shine as an ambient crowd pleaser, do modified dances that show off her tail, or wow the crowd with a kazoo serenade. 

BONNIBELLE BLEU
Bonnibelle Bleu isn't like those other clowns....but boy does she wish she could be! The glamour, the humor, the bajillion instagram followers. She tries her best to be fun at parties but just can't seem to catch a break. Maybe someday she'll achieve her party princess dreams but for now she's just hoping to still get invited. 
Bonnibelle Bleu is the saddest clown at the party...but she's happy to be here, she swears!

(Note: Bonnibelle is too shy to speak. She can interact with crowds and other performers but dialogue is a no go for her.)
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HEMINGWAY
A loving but honest parody of writer Ernest Hemingway that boils him down to his real writing motto "Use no adjectives; women are evil". A hard drinking, lion shooting, woman confusing man in a terrible beard, Maggie's Hemingway is somewhere between drag and burlesque. Available to deliver existing monologues about life, art, and scotch as well as entertain crowds with lectures on writing, relationships, and gossip about F Scott and Zelda.
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